Exclusive interview with Wilson! @ 23 Jul 2009 09:57 pm

A tag stolen from deviantart. However, this particular interview will only be posted on smackjeeves.

1. Well hi there! How'd you get in here!? JK! Anyway, who be you and what are you?

Wilson: I be Wilson. I also be hating the stupid "gangsta" slang you've got going.

2. Wow awesome, and what a cute name! So, what are your likes?

I's not cute goddamnit! Uh...I like vandalism...and bringing down the government...and soymilk. Soymilk's good.

3. That's nice. ANYWAY, what are you dislikes?

Interviewers. *glares*

4. Hmmm...I see, well how about this! Do you have a crush on anybody? If so, who!?

I don't have a crush on Mike Eggers! Anyone who says I do is a poseur.

5. OOOOOOO! What's his/her name!? Where did you guys meet!? HAVE YOU KISSED YET!?

I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON MIKE EGGERS!!!!!!!! (Or Paul Filthy for that matter. Or Mike Ness or Lars Fredricksen or...)

6. AWWWWW! How romantic!!! So, what's your worst/scariest nightmare?

Like I'd tell you. (Okay, it has to do with evil therapists with fangs and Mike Huckabee being president.

7. Wow....*hides behind a chair* You're pretty messed up aren't you! A-anyway, how about your happiest dream?

Isn't Mike Huckabee scary? Anyway, it would probably involve an anarcho-socialist government and Joey Ramone coming back from the dead.

8. Awwww! That's nice, and a lot better than your nightmare, that's for sure! Well, who's your closest friend?

Billy.

9. Cool! Okay one more question! What would you do in a situation where you were about to be eaten by wolves?

Beat the living crapola out of them. (Okay, I'd probably run but I'd do it in the most hardcore way possible!!!)

10. Okay, we're done! WHOO HOO!!!! Now tag whoever you want.

Wilson: Tags are for poseurs.

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Exclusive interview with Billy. @ 16 Apr 2009 12:01 am

This is coppied from my deviantart.

1) What gender are you?
Despite what most people think, I'm a boy!

2) What is your age?
14. Still not old enough to go to goth clubs

3) Do you want a hug?
Yes!

4) Do you have any bad habits?
I have a dark and angry soul...and I love cookies.

5) What is your favorite food?
Chocolate? Did you say CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATE!

6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
I like ice cream because it's cold...like my heart.

(Oh, and chocolate chocolate chip.)

7) Are you a virgin?
Yes. I dream about getting it on with the girl from Flatline Transmissions...did I just say that out loud?

(Creator's note: Flatline Transmissions is a new-wave goth group. Google them.)

8) Have you killed anyone?
Well there was that time...no.

9) Do you hate anyone?
Not really. Okay, maybe the Jonas Brothers.

10) Do you have any secrets?
Maybe I dress in drag and steal my sister's lipstick and maybe I don't. You will never know!!

11) What is your favorite season?
Winter...because it's cold and stuff.

12) Who are your best friends?
Wilson. She tends to protect me from the preps.

13) What are your hobbies?
Playing the A Minor chord on the guitar over and over again, knitting.

14) What is your favorite drink?
Black coffee...okay, grape juice.

15) When is your birthday?
I don't have an official birthday but I was created in July so I guess that's when my birthday is.

16) What age did you die?
I died? Why didn't anybody tell me I died!?!?!??!

17) Are you nice or mean?
I'm only mean to people who call me an emo. I'M NOT AN EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

18) What do you think of your creator?
Oh, her? She's okay I guess.

19) What is your weakness?
Cute evil bunnies. I love them so.

20) How long can you stay under water?
I melt in water. I'm the Wicked Witch of the West.

21) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Go to school, mope.

22) Do you love someone?
Well there is that cute girl in the lolita dress that my creator hasn't bothered to give a name yet.

23) Does that person love you back?
She said MAYBE! Why must I be tortured in this way!?!?!

24) Do you like me?
Do you have chocolate? Are you willing to share?

25) What do you consider fun in the day time?
Terrorizing the neighbors...okay, it's not so much fun after they all run away and I'm all lonely and stuff.

26) At night?
Going to shows, pretending to have a life.

27) Do you like meatballs?
I'm afraid that meat balls will come alive and eat me.

28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?
It goes double for Chef Boyardee!

29) Are you gay?
Does having a crush on Davey Havok count?

30) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?
That's a hard one. I think I'd contemplate deep philosophical thoughs until I made my lover so angry that she'd break down the door.

31) Wow, really?
I'm a genius, aren't I? Okay, I'm not.

32) What is your place of origin?
I was created in California so I guess that's my place of origin.

33) Who are your parents?
Does my creator count?

34) Are you wearing underwear right now?
Just what are you insinuating?

35) What’s your occupation?
Student. I can't get a job

36) What makes you unique?
I'm unique in that I'm just like everyone else.

37) Do you have a phobia?
I'm not telling.

38) Is this quiz over?
Maybe.

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New strip! @ 23 Mar 2009 11:53 pm

Yay! It's finally up! I've made a new, simpler header for the strip. What you guys think?

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I'm so sorry for the lack of strips! @ 09 Mar 2009 12:33 am

"Billy And Wilson" takes longer than most of my other drawn work so it was a give-in from the begining that I'd be posting less of them. I still feel bad for not updating as much as I'd like. Things have come up which have made it very hard to spend quality time with the strip. I've been very busy and stressed out.

I promise I'll have a new comic up by the end of the month, hopefully by the end of next week. It's going to be about vampires.

After that, expect to see a strip featuring my DA buddy Horace-Bluregard's character, Bernard Wicken and a strip involving a chance encounter with a drug dealer.

But that's all I'm going to tell you for now.

I really need to get back to work!

XOXO
--Cris

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